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Post by Britpart on Fri May 03, 2013 11:22 am




A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.'

The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'

The little boy replied, 'If you rub this turpentine on a cat's ass, he'll pass a Harley Davidson.'






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Post by MasterYota on Fri May 03, 2013 10:55 pm

Bwaaahaaaaahaaaa!

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