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A knock at the door...

Post by MasterYota on Tue Mar 05, 2013 7:54 pm

So I hear this knock on my front door this morning. My front door has a window, and I could clearly see the bible being held in the womans hand. Oh great, a JW. I figured what the hell, I'd have some fun... I rushed down the stairs and yanked the door open and told her she was right on time, and to come inside. As she steps up to the door I leaned out and looked around, she pauses and asks me what I'm looking for.
"I'm looking for your partner" I say.
She says she's alone.
I say "Dammit, I told the agency to send two escorts..."
Awkward pause...
I look at her, "I guess you'll just have to do double the work for half the pay..."
She fled... king

Nothing starts a day off better than that! Twisted Evil

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Re: A knock at the door...

Post by Vertigo on Wed Mar 06, 2013 12:01 am

Atta boy !!!!
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Post by MasterYota on Wed Mar 06, 2013 3:36 am

I swear if she hadn't reacted the way she had, I would have been cooked on the spot, cause I had no cards left to play
at that point. Shocked

Instead I just closed the door, sat on the step, and laughed till my gut ached... It was a risky play, but it was so worth it! cheers

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Re: A knock at the door...

Post by Haywire fab on Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:08 am

Thats awesome ray.

I dont tend to git jws up here, think i scared em off, sittin on my front porch, old beer cans scattered round me, with gun beside me lol. I was dead sober too lol

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Re: A knock at the door...

Post by Gonesplorin on Sat Mar 09, 2013 11:05 am

However you might want to clean up the beer cans before the old huderites find out you like to partake. You'll never get rid of the old boys.

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Re: A knock at the door...

Post by Haywire fab on Sun Mar 10, 2013 11:34 am

I give them old hutterites a bottle of everclear everynow and then, kept my driveway plowed all winter

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Post by Gonesplorin on Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:13 pm

ya they are handy that way.

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